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This is the world we live in. Conditions change and we mutate.

you-and-me-divine:

If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

revrealness:

clumsyoctopus:

my ad for beauty products

girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face

old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country

girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN PLINKY-PLONKY MUSIC AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION AND BEING CONDESCENDED TO

you’re hired

a-lonely-timelord:

bowtieblackbird:

I found this at the supermarket today.

THE LABEL SAYS “MYCKET LITEN FISK” WHICH LITERALLY MEANS “VERY SMALL FISH” I’M DYING

a-lonely-timelord:

bowtieblackbird:

I found this at the supermarket today.

THE LABEL SAYS “MYCKET LITEN FISK” WHICH LITERALLY MEANS “VERY SMALL FISH” I’M DYING

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

eridanish:

i have never understood people who think musicals are boring/lame. they get away with way more violence, sex, social commentary, and profanity than mainstream movies do, just because its all done onstage in song form

and thats amazing

jumpushfall:

That’s it that’s the whole country

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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lumos5000:

this pretty much sums up the book/movie